shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.

Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

shallow

Morons who only like people because they're hot. They don't bother to actually get to know them.

Guy #1: Hal, lemme ask you something. Are you so shallow that you'd rather date a girl missing one breast than half a brain?
Guy #2: Ooh...toughie. Well, how's the remaining breast? Is it big?

by Elizabeth Bennett March 25, 2006

shallow

a person who likes someone just because of their looks.

"Yanira Saenzpardo is so shallow she didnt go out wit that guy because he dropped his milk"

by Jael January 14, 2006

shallow

Shallow-somone who judges a person by appearance...someone who can't see art or creativity or nature...most preps/chavs are shallow

Y'know, if your shallowness gets anymore thorough it'll have depth...

by adam March 28, 2005

shallow

an idiot who likes someone only for their looks.

that girl is really shallow

by misskitty23 March 01, 2015

shallow

Having the tendency to like someone based solely on their looks. Having a liking for hot people is not being shallow. Not caring what they're like because they're hot is being shallow.

What the majority of the human race is. Especially men.

DeAndre: Get away from me you fat bitch! Why am I even with you in the first place!?
Dovey: But sweetie, I love you! Didn't you say you liked smart girls?
DeAndre: Ugh, can someone call the pound on this fatass?

Two days later, the shallow bastard DeAndre died because a germ killed him after he got AIDS from some idiotic slut who can't spell her own name.

by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006

shallow

What all women are. Okay sorry 99% of women are. The other 1% live somewhere on mars.

Don't deny it. You know it's true, yet you still don't care. Fuckin morons.

by Adrian March 31, 2005