Rusty Shallot

A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.

Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.

by The Rat Race May 28, 2018

gene shallot

NBC's Today Show movie reviewer. Known for his unique movie reviews and unruly mustache. Gene is frequently mentioned and ridiculed on the show "Family guy".

Peter- 'I can't help it, I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shallot'
Gene - 'Don't Panic Room, I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango & Cash.'

by Kela the Gypsy July 17, 2006

Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with shallots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Gene Shallot

Noun - 1) A pathetic excuse for a celebrity

2) Decent cannon fodder for celebrity jokes

3) Any white person with an Afro

Verb - See Shalloting

Guy 1: that dude is totally Gene Shallot! Guy 2: Yeah man, look at his afro!

by Stan the Let'sPlay Man December 13, 2010

gene shallot

some random guy mentioned on family guy who no one knows about but laughs at anyway

like that one time i met gene shallot

by thisguy May 16, 2006

Quite Shallow

A Youtube Shitposter that creates videos on the video game Warframe. She is mute and must use a Text To Speech website to create videos for the daily scum to enjoy. Also, send her a Mag or die.

Jill: Hey dude have you heard of Quite Shallow before?
Alex: Nope
Jill: She's the girl that you send your daily Mags to.
Alex: OOOOh.

by SomeRandomOperator March 26, 2018

Shallow

Many give the term "shallow" too narrow a meaning by stating it only refers to those who judge others purely on looks. Here is a list of characteristics that actually define a person as shallow:
1. Their thoughts are mainly concerned with unimportant things, such as the way they look or how others are judging them
2. They are unable to connect with others on deep emotional levels
3. They make judgements based on trivial, surface-level information

4. They are overly concerned with material things

Joe is a very shallow guy. During his day at school he decided that Kevin was weird because his hair is really long. Later that day, Joe told Mark he ought to display the brand he is wearing. He also decided Mark was cooler than Kevin because Mark has a Mustang and plays football.

by Moonshine Billy February 24, 2015