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what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!
by acallops May 15, 2023
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emotionally shallow

a person who has difficulty connecting to others; who has no deep emotions; who is also probably self-preoccupied and with no big vision about life
We all knew that Bill was emotionally shallow so when his brother died and he said, "Bummer," no one was surprised.
by Quilyute43 January 13, 2017
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shallow as a shower

adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is
by dick-shunary January 28, 2012
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vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023
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Scallop Dragger

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.
Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
by LowellThomas September 28, 2013
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ShallowSide

A Broward hood by that goes by 1900 blk or ShallowSide where niggas would really blow your head off.
A dem ShallowSide jits play no games. Watch who u size.
by Dudley 1900 October 29, 2020
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shallots

Shallots are tiny onion roots
The square root of onion = Shallots
by Katie Gergen December 2, 2007
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