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Shaheening

When someone wears pajama-pants at any location other than their home, especially when that place isn't Walmart, and shows no realization of how inappropriately under-dressed they are.

While bedhead is not required for one to be shaheening, unkempt hair is a common accessory for the shaneening individual; as is an overall lack of shame.
Fella #1: Dude, he looks like he literally just got out of bed, pissed, shook once tops, and came to class.

Fella #2:Maybe those are scrubs.

Fella #1:They're fleece and have Angry Birds on them.

Fella #2:Word. He's shaheening, hard.

Fella #1:Wait, did he really just march in with five minutes left, walk straight to the front of the room mid-lecture, and sign the roll?

Fella #2: Totes.

Fella #1: No shame.
by RADa5AURU5 December 19, 2011
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Shaheen

A verb commonly used whilst giving someone the cuck .
"I'm gonna give him his greatest Shaheen ever"
"White man Shaheens innocent little girls ;p"
"OMG my boyfriend shaheened me all night long"
by LelleMcBuske April 17, 2018
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Brown Shaheen

When one scoots their ass across the floor like a dog, then makes a loved one clean it up (usually for sexual gratification).
Scott Brown is about to pull a “Brown Shaheen” on New Hampshire.
by Atavistic Ape October 29, 2014
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shaheen 180

While drunk, using the toilet for a bowel movement and then realizing that one needs to vomit due to excessive alcohol consumption and turning 180 degrees to vomit into the same toilet.
I didn't think I was that drunk, but when I went to drop a loaf, it turns out I had to puke. So I pinched a loaf and pulled a shaheen 180 in the same bowl. It was a nasty scene.
by lomb4rd0 February 20, 2012
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Brown Shaheen

Noun (pl. Brown Shaheens) - A small polished turd.

Figurative: Scott Brown's talking points were no more than Brown Shaheens and bromides.

Origin: From John Stewart's commentary on New Hampshire's 2014 Midterm Senate race between Scott Brown & Jeanne Shaheen. (Tues. Oct. 29)

Etymology: From the root 'Brown-nose' (from the result of ass-kissing) and Sheen "early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine."
Wall Street bankers and political figures often look and speak like Brown Shaheens.
by McDowdy October 29, 2014
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Frannie Shaheen

Simple definition she's perfect, most beautiful women on this fucking planet, she the type of woman you cant live without, the woman you cant help fall in love

Not simple definition: your everything I could ask for you make me wanna be a better man I wanna be your everything your hero your protector your husband one day hopefully you see me like I see you frannie I love you soooo much you'll never know

Your the definition of cute,beautiful,gorgeous,breathe taking
by Your honeybearxoxo February 4, 2020
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Brown Shaheen

The mix of lube and shit that is left on your penis after anal sex
"Toss me a towel, I didnt't notice this Brown Shaheen left on my sack."
by ptkktp October 28, 2014
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