rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

by acfil August 15, 2022

Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020

spackleface

For you drywallers, when your beau shoots his load acoss your face in an orange peel texture.

Joe, take a look at her spackleface. You can't even see the patch!

by Dry n hard June 26, 2016

ShickleFace

Too handsome, just way too handsome

DAMN! That guy has a real ShickleFace!

by NotADinklebob January 26, 2023

Shacklefootsies

People in jobs whose comfort comes from being shackled to their roles are "shacklefootsies"

That shacklefootsie was mad at me for blaming him for clogging the copy machine, but he couldn't catch me when I ran away from the crime scene. Those shacklefootsies ruined our hoe down when they couldn't skip around fast enough like the rest of us.

by Zane The Twilight Guide April 14, 2023

sara shackleford

Sara Shackleford is a whore who steals your boyfriend. She carelessly throughs herself at guys and acts much like a slut

Yeah, thats Sara Shackleford😷

by Aye.im.just.sayin. April 13, 2016