1. The explanation someone would give a young child when asked an awkward, typically sex-related question
2. The awkward parent-child conversation often referred to as 'the talk'
2. The awkward parent-child conversation often referred to as 'the talk'
Ex. 1:
Billy: "Mommy, what were those lions doing at the zoo?"
Mommy: "Uhhh... wrestling."
Ex. 2:
Wife: "Honey, what should we tell Lucy? She asked me today what the F-word means and I told her I'd tell her later."
Husband: "Well she's too young for the sexplanation, so make something up!"
Billy: "Mommy, what were those lions doing at the zoo?"
Mommy: "Uhhh... wrestling."
Ex. 2:
Wife: "Honey, what should we tell Lucy? She asked me today what the F-word means and I told her I'd tell her later."
Husband: "Well she's too young for the sexplanation, so make something up!"
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Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
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Girl 1: typical.
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Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
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