Sexplanation

1. The explanation someone would give a young child when asked an awkward, typically sex-related question

2. The awkward parent-child conversation often referred to as 'the talk'

Ex. 1:

Billy: "Mommy, what were those lions doing at the zoo?"

Mommy: "Uhhh... wrestling."

Ex. 2:

Wife: "Honey, what should we tell Lucy? She asked me today what the F-word means and I told her I'd tell her later."

Husband: "Well she's too young for the sexplanation, so make something up!"

by katxopixie December 16, 2008

textplanation

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

by emilyis March 17, 2008

Textplanation

When someone writes a comment on Facebook or Twitter that shocks everyone, but you know they are not going to spill the details so you just simply write the word

Did she real just say that.....Textplanation pls!

by MsMBrianaThomas April 26, 2011

Sexplanations

A youtube channel run by Dr. Doe that discusses different questions about sex, sexuality and about discovering yourself

John says" Am I gay?"
(watches sexplanations)
"That helps"

by Alociraptor August 1, 2013

sexplanation

noun: a convincing explanation or excuse for a sexual event

Barry gave an effective sexplanation for cheating on his wife. She forgave him.

by Mooncake July 19, 2007

sexplanation

a explanation of something sexual

sex education classes contain sexplanation

by alexithymia15 May 27, 2013

Textplanation

To explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarrassment or for emotional detachment.

I didn't hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if I should take her seriously

by Xris Cringle September 3, 2010