Maximum exposure

One of the best reality tv shows along with Real TV because it shows natural real-life events unlike shitty, fake-ass, staged shows like Survivor.

"Net week on survivor, Rob gets attacked by a shark OMG OMG!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*

"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"

by Meijer's! January 29, 2006

Indecent exposure law

One of the most stupid law in the world. What it says is that they human body that is one of Gods finest creations is dirty and should not be seen.

Repeal indecent exposure law.

by Deep blue 2012 April 1, 2010

sexpose

when you expose a sex scandle or another person cheating

dude, tony and rachel got sexposed last night

by thebigman345 November 28, 2011

Slip-Stream Exposure

Yet another way to acquire COVID-19. The virus remaining quite viable in the trailing air behind someone walking, running or cycling.

What the fuck! Now I've gotta run 6 miles behind some shit-bag who 'might' be Wu-Flu infected to avoid the deadly Slip-Stream Exposure?
I fuckin quit...

by YAWA April 11, 2020

Northern Exposure

The act of ejaculating in your hand, and then slapping a girl in the face.

First I dropped her panties and prepared to give her Southern Justice, but then I had a change of heart and went with Northern Exposure.

by Strange Famous July 20, 2004

sextourettes

When your sex partner, that normally doesn't partake in sexual "dirty talk" (they may even normally find it degrading and disgusting), begins emitting nasty words without control. It’s almost as if they have gotten a temporary case of Tourette’s syndrome. It’s just that it all feels so damn good that’s all they can say. Hey, we’ve all been there!

Hey Jim, I musta really had my mojo workin' last night. My normally cadaverous librarian girlfriend had a case of the sextourettes while we was doin' it. I didn't even know she knew some of those words! Damn, I'm still trying to figure out what I did so I can do it again. So's she!

by Schmackie February 6, 2008

double exposure

An Internet dating term. When a person you are meeting for the first time is wearing the same outfit pictured in their Internet dating profile.

On the date Mike realized a double exposure had occurred when Jennifer wore the same blue sweater pictured in her Match.com profile page.

by MarkSol May 21, 2006