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Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.
I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
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seventh dwarf phenomenon

When you can't remember the last item in a group or list because you can only think of the ones you have already named, just as it's really tricky to remember the 7th dwarf's name, no matter which 6 you name first.
I know there are 7 -stan countries, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgistan, Tajikistan, and I can't think of the last one. It's the fucking seventh dwarf phenomenon.
by mr bananagrabber August 11, 2009
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Seventh Day Adventist

Christian group integrating intellectual experience in addition to the emotional experience sought after by other denominations. Observing old beliefs of protestant denominations. Valuing beliefs of early Christianity. Fastest growing religion in the US, and longest living people. Exists in the most countries.
Still observe the Saturday Sabbath, they visit friends/family, worship God, relax and refrain from buying; believing that Sabbath buying (making someone else work) takes away someone else's opportunity to relax. They will do work contributing/helping society: soup kitchens, work as doctors, nurses and police
Has no true governing body like other churches, believing God is the head, changes come about as a result of the actions of church as a whole.
Ellen White is a founder and one of history’s most published authors, translated into 150+ languages across the world. Some see her as a prophet; she states “I said that I did not claim to be a prophetess. I have not stood before the people claiming this title, though many called me thus… I am God's messenger, sent to bear a message of reproof to the erring and of encouragement to the meek and lowly.” Messiah, steps to Christ, the great controversy are popular. The writings often covered health/lifestyle, Leading Adventism to refine health care, opening sanitariums across the world, creating places of health, instead of death including Loma Linda Medical center, which started the human heart transplant program
Mark: hey what is that in your plate?

John: it's a vegan taco salad

Mark: wow! healthy! do you want to be like a doctor or something?

John: yeah bro, I wanna go to LLU!

Mark: woah! you're gunna have to study hard, wanna study for Ochem on Saturday

John: nah bro, I got plans

Mark: gotta work?

John: nope, i don't work on saturdays

Mark: what then?

John: might go to church and then go to the beach to chill with family and friends, why don't you come? it'll be good for your health!

Mark: hmm you sound like a seventh day adventist

John: I am
by Adventist July 24, 2012
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seventhbok

"bubbling" or finishing seventh in a televised poker tournament like semi-famous poker pro Joe Sebok
Damn, I totally seventhboked that WPT tournament
by Christian Heilman January 11, 2009
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seventh day adventist

A Protestant Christian denomination whose followers, upon Bible proof, observe Saturday (the seventh day) as the day of worship. Adventists worship from Friday's sunset to Saturday's sunset - a period of time called "the Sabbath day."

Followers of this belief...

- are generally against abortion.
- refrain from eating pork, shellfish, and other animals that the Bible tells are "unclean"; many people of this faith are vegetarians.
- are against gay marriage.
- are opposed to any piercings and tatoos.
- dress modestly and without adornments (i.e. jewelry, make up, extravagant hairstyles).
Being a Seventh day Adventist is really awesome - it fulfills my spiritual needs more than any other religion could.
by HappyLauren October 20, 2007
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the seventh

1) the seventh letter of the alphabet, G
2) someone who is a G
3) someone/something thats fire
4) someone who is the truth
"Torii Hunter is the truth"
"Yeah, he's the seventh"
by THunter December 29, 2007
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seventh base

now yer kinda pushin it/.... but if u do that math right....according to my calculations it would b a big anal foursome :)
we had a seventh base partay on my houseboat...i got it in the ass 4 times!
by ahhahahha October 13, 2003
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