Senator Armstrong

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!

Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022

stratovarius

One of the best and one of the most underrated bands ever I've ever heard.
Power metal, no way in hell this is a pure heavy.

Europe guy: Hey, have you heard about Stratovarius?
US guy: Strato what?!
Europe guy: I don't know you.

by me_idiot September 4, 2005

serotonin donor

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009

Senator

A worthless person who contributes nothing to society, they think they deserved to be called honorable, however they are really just leeches of free healthcare and govt benefits when they have plenty of money so that they really don't need either.

Tom: Well Maria just took another week off work because she just felt like going out to dinner and having people kiss her ass.

Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.

by MrHobbes69 June 27, 2014

Stratosphere

Stratosphere is a nickname for nitrous oxide (laughing gas, NOS) that gets you high for about a minute or a few minutes. Nitrous oxide is mostly called Stratosphere both because it's mostly found in the Stratosphere and because it gets you higher than the troposphere like it's a Stratospheric high for a short time. You get a nitrous oxide cracker and nitrous oxide canisters and fill the balloons, then breathe in Stratosphere from the balloons and enjoy.

I breathed Stratosphere from the balloons and got high like the Stratosphere!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 18, 2022

stratovarius

One of the best modern power metal bands in existance today, comprising of Timo Tolkki on guitar, Jari Kainulainen on bass guitar, Timo Kotipelto on vocals, Jörg Michael on drums, and Jens Johansson on keyboards.

Despite the many difficulties they've experienced since 2003 and early 2004, there is still a glimmer of hope for all the true fans of Stratovarius that a new album will be released in 2005 or so.

Some of their previous work includes:

Fright Night (1989)
Twilight Time (1992)
Dreamspace (1994)
Fourth Dimension (1995)
Episode (1996)
Visions (1997)
Destiny (1998)
Infinite (2000)
Elements - Part One (2003)
Elements - Part Two (2003)

# "Let's press more money... Don't worry about the inflation... We've got to have more weapons to carry on..." #

-Fourth Reich (from Dreamspace)

by Mika August 3, 2004

ejecto seato

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.

Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

by danny foshizzle1 April 5, 2009