Suicidal Kernels

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

suicidal

Someone who wishes they were dead.
Suicidal feelings are common and can last for any amount of time, and vary from mild to extreme.
Suicide attempts may or may not be actually carried out by someone who is suicidal.

Mildly Suicidal:
Person 1: I just got an F on my math test and my girlfriend dumped me. My life sucks. I want to die.
Person 2: OMG don't kill yourself!
Person 1: What?! I would never kill myself.

Extremely Suicidal:
Person 1: There is nothing in my life that is good anymore. Everything makes me sad. I haven't been happy in such a long time. I don't even want anything out of life anymore. I'm going to kill myself.
Person 2: Nooo!

by whatwhatwhat77 August 3, 2012

Suicidal

Someone who is suicidal,isn't selfish and it's a very stupid and common name for people who are. It's not that the person is being selfish...it's not that at all they want to be happy they want to look on the bright side of life,but it's extremely difficult when there is so much going on in their life,if you were to be suicidal you would be doubtful about your own life questioning whether or not you should be living on this earth and if you were to commit suicide it's not "The Cowards Way Out" people commit suicid because they want to leave the "Hell Hole" they are living in its thoughtful that people try to help suicidal people but sometimes they can't be help and if they feel they don't want to suffer any more don't try and make them stay because they make you happy because it's not their job to keep you happy 24/7 because you can't handle the truth of reality.they should not have to be in a living hell because you.and if someone does commit suicide in their minds they are going somewhere better than here.So LET THEM BE!! please

The girl that Ashlyn fought with is now suicidal and want to commit suicide

by Xx420Cali69xX July 8, 2018

Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

Suicidal

Suicidal is when you want to give up on the world and when you want to kill yourself

I'm really suicidal right now

by Rxvenlxve June 25, 2020

Horny and Suicidal

When someone wishes they were dead but they’re too much of a bitch and want to be choked to death by a dick/pussy but sadly they get none.

“i’m horny and suicidal”
“same bro”

by LyonIsOffline June 19, 2021

suicidal

☠ ⛧̵͈̦͍̞̟̼͚̟̙̜̤̳̥̪͔͔͇̦̹̯͈̦̲̬͕̫̣͓̇̍̀̔̃́̆̄͂̐͑̾̽͛̊̀͒̾͘͜͝͝ͅͅ ̟̩͔͔̜̈́̊͒̀̀͋͂́̈͝☠ ̧̛̼̭̲̺̱̺̘̫̩̯̝̥̥̹̥͕̜͎͔̦̦̙͇̮̻͍̝̺͖̥͕͖̳̰͗̑̉͑̓̌̂̓̚͜͜͜͝͠ͅ ̶̧̡̨̛̰͕͇̞͓̥͔͙̼͉̻̻͔̣̣͍̬̰͚̰̺̟͕̰͋̐̈́̇̀̈́͌͝⛥̶̢̨̧̢̛̠̱̪͎̠̱̲̝̯̥̣̪̗̠̦̭̳͈͛̐̿̋̐͑̀̒̉̂̚͘̕ͅ ̵̨͉̯͓̻̲͍͙̬̖͉̜͍̱̬̪̩̙̌̎̾̈́̏̀́̊͘͠͝ͅ☠ ̢̡̛͖̥̻͉͌̃̈̀̌̍̉̽͋̊̍̄͂́̿̓̽̏̈́̽̔͆̇̄͛̄̓̓̄̀͋̏͆̈́̉͘̚͜͠͠ ̶̢̨͍̗̞̩͙̗̫̺̳̪̘̠͇͔͉̭̫̟̞̬̀̂̽̃̾̓̃̅͂̚͝͝ͅͅ☠̵͚̠̄͊̋̌̍͛͊̈́́̊̿̉̍̊͒͘͘ ̨̧̢̡̨̠̯̻̲̮̳̬̭̼͓̺̣͎͎͈̻̲̜͔̲͙͔͙͙͔̠͇̱̙̗͚̦̀́̔̊̒̂̎̈́̽̄̀͂̆̒̕͜ͅ☠̵̳͎̞̈́̐̄̎̒͛͆̀̈́͒̃̀̃̀̇̋̀͘͝ ̵͕̹̌͛̇͆̃̉̿̈́̑͋͌͠ ̶̨̢̧̢̢̧̛̛̛̻̗̝̲̖̻̞̥͉̱͍̺͚̬̼̩̝̫̙̱̟̖͕͙̠͖̜̖̗̙̻̉̉̑̀̏͗͋̾͑̔̾̐́̓̓̈̓̎͌̇̐͆͘͜͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ķ̵̨̭̫̟͖͍̪͓̙̬͚̙͎̣̪̮̟͈͎̽̈͗̆́̆͂̑̋̎̈́̈͋̈́̒̔̐͆̇̕͠ͅͅi̵̧͈͈̝͈̮͈̺͙̮̞̠̙̎̇̊̇͌͑̅̑̅͊̅̈͆́̀̈́͒̆̅̎͐̽̏̈͘̚͘͝͝ͅl̵̨̡̧̢̡̨̧̲̬̬̞̙͓̬̪̪̫̩̻̤͖̹̩̪̘͈̹̮̹̳͔̦͚͉̘͙̟̼̜̈́̋̃̊̓̚ͅl̵̢͚̦͓̜̮̪͚̜̞̲̣̺̻̱̫̼̭̠̜͖̭̹͕͔͈̳̉̈́̀̎͌̄̈́͗̽̎̓͗͌́͊͗̔̂̓̇̿͂̃̊̚̕͝ ̴̧̡̨̦̥̼̥̣̖̬͉̬̩͎͚͈̬̗͍̺̩̪͕̝̜̥̘͔͍͌̋͌͜͜m̶̛̺͍͖̣̣̟̗͍͇̗̹͖͂̆̾́̿̓̔͒̾̈̿̇̕͜͜e ̢̩̞̦̩̲̙̬͓̞̳̳̺̱͉͈̙͇̰̞̰̠͍̖̼̰̙͇͕͐̈́̆͛̉̐̿̽͒͛͆̋̋̓͗͗̆̍̌̒̚͠͝͝ ̴̧̧̛̱̯̭͈̙͉͎̤̠͍̩̗̩̋͛̏͌̇̾̍̀͋̈́̔̀̽̊̒̏̒̈́̈́͒̇̊̅̚͘̚͘̚͝ͅͅ ̡̡̧̨̰͕͎̺͔̝͙̘̠̱̭̭̙̺̹̘̬͓͓̟̘̩̣̈́̐̈́̀͊̃̔̅́̽̏̊̒̓̈̇̓̔̽͜͝͝ͅ⛧̴̡̛̦̝̹̪̺͈̭̭̲̯̹͔̇̃͊̏̆̓̏̈́́̊̆͛͋́̈̐̓̂̀̋̅̄̈́̈̄͘̕͝͝͝͝ ̶̢̤̱̖̬͕̬͎̯̹̤̖͙̥̪̪̖̼̬̳͆̾͐̒̎͌̔̈́̓̓̀̄̑̔̓͆̏̓̓̊̓́̀̿͋̓̅͋̈́̈̈̑̚̕͜͠͠☠ ̭͉̘̜͕͚̭̰̟͖͙̥̜̋́̇̍̿̕͠ ̵̢̡̢̬̤̝̫̟͎͙͔̱̹̩͇͖̳̦̼̼̱̗̳͓͙̰͙̳̰͎̙̼̞͍̩̽̍̏͛͑͂͘͜ͅ⛥ ̨̺͖̜͓͍̙̳̳̟̃͊̈́̒̋̽́́̇̽͆̊̚͝ͅ ̵̢̛̛̝͔̘͖͔̦̭̼̙̦̳̺̬̯̪̲͆̋͐̋͆̉̏̏̉̽͑̍̅͂͗̊̑͒̌̀̽̍̌̓̌̇̽̈́͐̽̈͘͝☠̵̢̛̯͉̼͈̺͍̗̬̦͍͇͇͖̈̈́͒͛̂͊͆̊̐͑̇̂͑͘͝͠ͅ ̧̨̛̲̹̩̟͕͓̪̳͖̱̯̤̰̪͍͖̖̲̩͍̥͈͙̭̭̺̠̯͎̪̯͙̲̃͗̃̊̊̀̎̐͑͐̏̈́͗̋̆̈́͐̈́͊͋̐̾̆̈̾̄̍̉̒͐̌͊̉͋̚̕͜͝͝͠ψ̶̧̡̮̤̞̥̯̬̜̮̞̹̼̘͇͈̘̼̘̙̻̜̦̬̞̲͈̼̻̀̀̓̈́̈́̇͂̈́̀͊̈̕͜ͅ ̶̦̊̉̚̚☠ ̢̨̫͉̦̯͈̺̪̻̭͉̱̦̺̟͍͎͙̝̞̤̘̟͂̄̇̔̋̅̾̎̽̊̌̇̏̋́̉̎͛̓͆̾͐̿̑͘͜͠͝ ☠

i want to kill myself ,cause im feeling suicidal.

by rayjune September 13, 2018