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Seldovia SteamShovel

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.
John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.
by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018
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servophobia

to be afraid to serve (resulting in absolute lack of drip)
Kendall Jenner has severe servophobia.
by g1rlbossdictionary May 3, 2023
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sellotrap

The game of Sellotrap (tm) is where stationery and boredom collide.
When a co-worker leaves their desk unattended, it is your job to set up a sticky spider's web of sellotape to ensnare your colleague upon their return. Ideally the web should be almost invisible to the naked eye, although a common way to make the sellotrap work is via distraction. The veteran sellotrap player may use tactics such as alluring screensavers or desktop backgrounds to divert the trapee's attention. WARNING - it is best to keep sellotraps above knee level (especially tripwire sellotraps) in order to avoid injury, death or unwanted lawsuits due to trippage.
Mr Butler: I say, there appears to be something stuck to the top of my balding pate!
Mr McDowall: What splendid fun, my sellotrap hijinks have worked a treat!
Ms Hobbs: You chaps had better get back to work lest your backsides meet my beating stick at speed.
by AlvinSimonTheodore January 6, 2008
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Selso

usually of Mexican heritage, although the name comes from Greek, Italian, Spanish, roots. One hell of a guy, more of an introvert with good leadership and management skills. Loves women, a ladies man. The definition of a true player. Women cant get enough of him! He is smart, very open minded, non judgemental, sympathetic, loyal, passionate, sincere. On the other hand hes not very good at staying in one relationship. He gets bored with a routine and needs excitement like an adrenaline junkie. Don't get on his bad side cause he is known for not backing down no matter how small the incident. Does not argue much and does not get attached to things be it materials or relationships. Cocky at times, do not under estimate him. Fights like a beast and fucks like beast.
Look at the first post about selso, she must of got played by selso!
by Loyal friend October 4, 2013
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mainstream sellout

The sixth official studio album by machine gun Kelly
by Jaydubhs March 7, 2022
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Servo

Dont forget to stop at the servo man
by Adam January 23, 2004
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SellouticA

When the band Metallica became less metal. They were influenced by the 90's grunge era and their music lost it's metal edge. Their music became very commercial. Many metal fans abandoned them.
Is that the new Metallica song? No, you are listening to Selloutica.
by Rad Nick April 18, 2019
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