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Selfie Stick

A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
by AmericanSwag February 2, 2015
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Selfie stick

Something you could find a way to beat somebody with.
Jeff beat the guy unconscious with a selfie stick for trying to kidnap him.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock
Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.
by RedBear14 April 4, 2015
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Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.
It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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selfie sticked

When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a “selfie"
I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.
by ianthegreat June 7, 2015
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Selfie stick

A long stick in which you put your phone in and take a selfie from high above.

It is designed to fit in any iPhone or android phone. You can definitely not put in your tablet/iPad because it will be too big.
At my sleepover we used Carrie's selfie stick
by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015
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Selfie Stick

Babe can we use the selfie stick to record oir sex tape?
by Good money October 2, 2015
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