A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
by AmericanSwag February 02, 2015
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018
by RedBear14 April 04, 2015
It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018
When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a “selfie"
I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.
by ianthegreat June 05, 2015
A long stick in which you put your phone in and take a selfie from high above.
It is designed to fit in any iPhone or android phone. You can definitely not put in your tablet/iPad because it will be too big.
It is designed to fit in any iPhone or android phone. You can definitely not put in your tablet/iPad because it will be too big.
by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015
by Good money August 23, 2015