Sneed's Feed and Seed

A convenience store that sells seeds, candy and many other products. Formerly Chuck's.

I went down to Chuck's for a good time but apparently it's Sneed's Feed and Seed now...

by sneedomatic9000 March 8, 2019

Selective Sinning

When someone who’s usually a Christian, only abides by some rules in the bible that they deem morally wrong. Like gays go to hell, but they still get drunk or watch porn.

Someone: Why is Barb getting a divorce does she know it’s against the Bible?

Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.

by gay and sarcastic October 8, 2019

selector

Reggae term for disc jockey, literally the one who selects the music.

What the blood clot dis selector be playing da bati boy music!

by SSDwellah March 14, 2009

Seedy Settings

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

Spill some seed

Alternate term to describe ejaculating. Particularly used when describing jerking off to porn.

Oh man, I can’t wait to spill some seed to Adriana Chechik’s new video.

by Hamper Hunter November 17, 2020

dorito selection

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Selective Text Responding

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"

by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013