sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.
"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"
by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009
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section

A delewded term for the buttocks. Commonly human. Preferably, in fact...
Hmm, nice section...
by U Mustbejoking May 16, 2003
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Section Eight

A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.
Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket
by TaintedMustard September 12, 2004
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comment section

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???
by SantoBougé September 04, 2015
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Section Ape

1. Simians sucking at the government's teet and getting subsidized housing from hard-working tax dollars.

2. Government laws pertaining to this "social service."

Variant of Section Eight.
All the Section Ape housing around here is driving down the property values.
by taxpayerNonfreeloader August 09, 2009
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nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
by Webster April 21, 2004
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Da Section

Wilbursection located in East Trenton, NJ is home to a sizable Black community, in addition to having small pockets of Latinos (mainly from Puerto Rico) and Italians. This sub-neighborhood is home to some of the most significant arson, drug dealing, homocide, prostitution, robbery, and violence in the city. The Crips street gang had a significant presence in East Trenton for a few years until massive attention was given to them by the Trenton Police Department and their senior leadership was targeted, arrested, and incarcerated, it is currently occupied by the Bloods street gangs.
Nah nef a bitch not bout to walk out da section.
by dumfucboi February 15, 2009
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