sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half

She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.

by a&w May 12, 2006

sextional

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it

Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014

Sectionise

To make into a section

I think this sentence deserves a section on its own. Sectionise it.

by epistemologicallychallenged September 6, 2011

Sectional Harassment

The act of harassing members of your section in marching band either sexually, racially, by grade level, or just plainly being annoying.

"Hey you stupid freshmen, stay in step"
"Wow, <insert name here> are hot, do you want to play with my skin flute?" These are some examples of sectional harassment.

by j4991 November 11, 2011

sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.

"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"

by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009

sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018

sectionist

A person who is discriminated a portion of people and are treating them badly

Jake is such a sectionist he is sectioning people off by how expensive there clothes are

by Top_Dawg__ October 7, 2019