Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?
Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
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After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.
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A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...
I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.
by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004
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Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!
Delilah- Hot.
Delilah- Hot.
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Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.
by Mikkkkkkke December 11, 2006
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Get the Secret Santa mug.When someone is asleep and they roll over so that their hand is laying open to the side, one ejaculates into the palm so they wake up with a sticky present in the morning.
Why is my hand so sticky?
Did someone leave you a present?
What do you mean?
I think you got Secret Santa'd
Did someone leave you a present?
What do you mean?
I think you got Secret Santa'd
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