Sebastian

Hard core gamer, thinks he's a player, yet is a one-girl kind of guy. This guy is bad ass, and will fuck you up if you mess with him.

Guy 1: Hey, I'm going to kick that guy's ass.
Guy 2: Who? The cool kid with the Fedora?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Better not, that's Sebastian. You'll end up in the hospital on life support.

Another Guy 1:Where can I find Sebastian?
A different Guy 2: Tea-bagging you on XBLA.

by ReapersFortune March 31, 2010

Sebastian

A cute and funny guy. Usually with dark hair. Usually nervous about things. He is scared to take things forward sometimes. He has a girlfriend or has a crush on someone.

Sebastian is so amazing.

by happy120 October 15, 2016

Sebastian

Sebastian's are generally funny people. They tend to laugh and joke but will be serious when you need them to be. They have big hearts. Sebastian's are the most amazing people you will ever meet! Knowing a sebastian will change your life!

sebastian funny

by -1234567- December 5, 2013

Sebastian

He is the most loving caring man you will ever meet. He likes to party but would rather spend time with his girlfriend. He is one person you would not want to make mad. If you are his friend he will always be there for you. He has the eyes of an angle and a goddess of kissing he is the perfect lover and a really good friend.

you are a goddess Sebastian!
you are the most caring loving boyfriend in the whole world!!
Sebastian you have the eyes of an angle!
I would love to party with you Sebastian!

by emmyre November 4, 2012

Sebastian

Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back

Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming

by Seb12345 July 23, 2009

sebastian

1. That one red crab in The Little Mermaid
2. The Phantomhive butler in Kuroshitsuji(black butler) He is very popular among fangirls.

1. Sebastian, is the most pimp crab ever.
2. Sebastian Michaelis is one hell of a butler.

by one hell of a fangirl December 28, 2011

sebastian

The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.

The real definition of Sebastian is
"venerable" (a translation of Latin Augustus, the title of the Roman emperors)
"to worship, revere"

A GOD!!

"He is such a Sebastian"

"typical nice Sebastian"

by aaaaaaahhhhhh March 11, 2009