joe satriani

A true guitar virtuoso. He may not sweep pick at 99 nps like some people (ughghg malmsteen ughguhg) but i cant put into words how amazing he is at playing that instrument

Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.

Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.

Jim- Dude! im surfing with the alien!!

Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome

Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani

joe satriani by Teh GIR October 29, 2007

Joe Satriani Glasses

Sunglasses that are similar to those worn by renowned guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani

Hey, nice Joe Satriani glasses.
Thanks.

Joe Satriani Glasses by Jay Bass October 16, 2008

joe satriani

A god among guitarists. Joe Satriani is truely a serious ass kicker, he melts so many faces, that his amazing picking ability allows him to stitch them back up. Then the people go home and cry and wish they could play as well as Joe Satriani.

Homo new aged kid: Did you hear that new fallout boy song, "Dance, Dance" It has such a good solo!!
Me: *slap* What the fuck? Listen to a real guitarist you pressy bitch. Actually... let me blow a big load on you after I listen to G3 Foxy Lady, and then we'll talk.

Joe Satriani is truely a god.

joe satriani by JudasSabbath June 17, 2006

Semitarian 

A semitarian (or semi-tarian) is a vegitarian who eats certain types. Of meat (eg: chicken, fish)

Jimbo is now a semitarian

Semitarian by Loooserlf March 19, 2010

shataria 

A very fun, beautiful, loyal, never shy, always speaks her mind no matter WHAT! Mean, sassy, got style kinda girl.

Shataria Is Beautiful

shataria by Shataria June 16, 2019

meatarian 

A very awesome and manly person who only eats meat. As the opposite of vegetarians who are often also homosexuals the meatarian will never enjoy a cockmeat sandwich.

Well known meatarian's include: Chuck Norris, Darth Vader and Maddox.

After punching through a 3 feet wall using nothing but his bare hands and peg leg, Jim ate a bag of beef jerky. He is a meatarian.

meatarian by niggerfaggot78 June 29, 2016

seagetarian 

A person who only eats seafood.

Frank didnt eat the beef hotdog because he is a seagetarian.

seagetarian by Basketball Queen September 17, 2008