SDM

Short Dick Man

Girl one: So, girl spill the beans about the guy you went home with
Girl two: There is nothing to spill because he suffered from SDM.
Girls one: What is that?
Girls two: Hew as a Short Dick Man!!

by deemoneyshot April 18, 2014

SDMS

Shit Don't Make Sense

Birds Ran on Air, SDMS (shit don't make sense)

by Leylaniblessings August 3, 2011

SDM

SDM- stop disturbing me

When someone keeps pinging or texting you, while u r extremely busy;
Boy 1 - text dude, pick up my messages... u shit, wat type of friend r u?
Boy 2 - text cant call u my friend, so SDM!!!

by 𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊Aarav011( just jokes ) September 19, 2020

Sdm

Small dick man

Sdm

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 9, 2020

SDM

Short Dick Man- a man with a bruised ego and a teeny weeny 🤏🏻🍆

Ew get out of my DM’s you SDM

by CJMG January 3, 2022

SDM

SDM is a huge movement started for people with not so huge dicks. SDM stands for Small Dicks Matter.

In a society boasting about having 12 inches schlongs... 68 percent of people just have an average dick size of 5 inches. So, if you are in those 68 percent... Come join SDM

Gym Rats have also joined the humongous SDM movement with not so humongous pp

by SDM's CEO October 9, 2021

SDM

sex, drugs, murder

I thought you were a SDM kid

by BakushimaBestBois August 31, 2020