lord scuttle

The lord of all and the God of the sea. Is Ruler of the sea. Can't spell but that's ok. Doesn't like Triton.

Mary: you wanna come to Church with me?
Everyone: Um no sorry I only Worship my God and Lord Scuttle.

by Thee hot thot November 29, 2017

Scuttle Dut

To mess something up, to screw up

"Tyler made another scuttle dut in his relationship" or "I know I scuttle dutted, but will you forgive me?"

by twiddlediddle29 July 8, 2012

scuttlefish

1. a person who always scuttles or scampers apparently for no good reason.
2. a person who is always in haste.

He is such a scuttlefish. He is always in haste.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2012

Scuttlehead

The root cause of all societal problems for one of Norm Macdonald’s taxi drivers.

“You know what’s wrong with the world? All these scuttleheads!”

by Legalese78 June 4, 2022

scuttlebutt

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

by Mike September 25, 2005

scuttlebutt

1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people

I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.

by message_tied_to_a_brick July 1, 2004

sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009