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survey says

another way of saying "and the answer is...."
(from the game show Family Feud, where the host in the final round would shout "survey says!" to the board, to reveal how many people came back with the same answer to the question).
when looking something up on Google, some people have a tendency to utter the words "survey says" when the results appear on the screen....what noobs!
by holly February 12, 2005
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scurved

when someone is a bit unsure/questioning someone else's actions
I'm a little scurved by this old lady wearing booty shorts.
by planetain April 19, 2018
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Survey Bitch

a female that posts a survey bulletin on myspace (a survey bulletin is a bulletin that has pre-written questions for the person to answer them so they can show their myspace friends what their answers are to these obscene questions) but a survey bitch only posts a survey bulletin that has the following questions: "Have you had your heart broken lately?" or "Do you think relationships are worth it?" etc... the reason they want to answer those questions and show everybody what their answers are, is because their boyfriend had recently broken up with her and they attempt (usually a failed attempt) to try to make that person feel guilty. The survey bitch tries to cover up their reason for doing the survey bulletin (the reason being to make her ex guilty) by making the title of the bulletin the following title: "I'm doing a survey because i was bored." when everyone should know that the only reason she did it was to make her ex feel guilty, not because she was bored.
The following is a real life example of survey done by a Survey Bitch.

Do you think​ relat​ionsh​ips are ever reall​y worth​ it?
haaaa!
no comment.

When was the last time you were extre​mely disap​point​ed?​​​
yesterday night.

the last perso​n you kisse​d and the next perso​n you'​​​ll kiss the same?​​​
haa.

honestly;probally never again

Are you missi​ng someo​ne?​​​
"no comment.
"

What were you doing​ at 11:​​​00 am today​?​​​
asleep.

i had a rough night.

Regre​t doing​ anyth​ing in the past week?​​​
yes.

caring about things.

keep in mind that this particular survey bitch had their boyfriend break up with them the day before.
by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009
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surveycorpstwitter

person 1: have you seen surveycorpstwitter on tiktok?? 😏
person2: no whos that?🤔
person1: Its the coolest tiktoker you need to follow!! 🤗🤗
by lyyxx June 24, 2021
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not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.
"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."
by pavillionguy October 7, 2008
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Scurvy Cur

What you call someone when they've double crossed you, or have marroned you on an island. Normally to be shouted in a coarse voice, mostly angry, at the leader of the offending group, or at the pasty looking kid who ratted you out.
by Eric Keeping December 17, 2005
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l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
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