scuchie

when you put on a pair of slippers or something soft and get a warm fuzzy feeling but you don't want to say i feel fuzzy.

(warning: if not pronounced correctly you may end up offending someone)

Jenny: These slippers are so scouchy!

Hannah: What did you just call me?!

Jenny: I said scuchie.

Hannah: What are you saying?

Jenny: Nevermind, your from Dumbfuckistan, sou you wouldn't understand it if i explained it to you.

by Pembroke Welsh Corgi Lover January 7, 2010

Scutchio

Perfection. A walking Utopia.
A God like figure, often referred to as the third resurrection of the Holy one.
Can also be related to his works; a goal machine. A superstar footballing icon.
Sheer Genius.

Opposite of Sokaldo (also known as 'the fake')

"Oh my word, father. Who is that chap with the silky skills and sublime finishing abilities?"

"That is Scutchio."

"Ahh, that explains it."

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Another Scutchio performance (Magnificent, unmatched, perfect)

by Stone Cold Steve Austin May 9, 2008

succhiacazzi

Literally "cocksucker", only used in an offensive meanining, not necessarly related to the addressed sexual inclination.

Sei proprio un succhiacazzi
You really are a cocksucker

Succhiacazzi a tradimento
"Backstabber" cocksucker

by Flebowsky September 29, 2017

scutching

shoving ur pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb up someone’s booty hole

person 1“yo adam you want that scutching?”
adam”yeah bro give it to me”

by adam russel November 24, 2017

Scucci

"Nothing big", "No matter" but it's very good and big, in fact.

Person 1: Hey bro! You need to do 'this n that' (gives a good tip/advice)!
Person 2: Oh thank you bro, a lot!
Person 1: Scucci!

by Greggy27 December 26, 2020

Scunchie

Noun. A human turd, but only when left in an Eddie Bauer dressing room.

“Sorry, dressing rooms are closed. Someone dropped a scunchie in the last stall.”

by Joshua Bonnie Brown April 21, 2023

Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.

Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024