neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

croffing

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.

"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "

by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

SCROGGING

To Bone... i.e to have sex... fuck... etc

Brian and Jessica were SCROGGING all night...

by dadirtyone July 24, 2009

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

scuffing

Stepping on a Black Mans Timberlands

(FYI.The leading cause of death in america)

Whiteguy-""scuff""
Blackguy-Oh no you didnt scuff my timberlands....you gonna die!!!

by MiMo May 27, 2003