screwdezvous

a booty call; the chief part of a friend's with benefits relationship

"So are you two together?"
"Nah, it's just a friend's with bennies type deal. But we're going to screwdezvous at her place at one."
...
Sammy and Chris had a screwdezvous during halftime of the Pat's game.

by oleaveitin October 4, 2009

screentrance

A phenomenon that happens when you stare at a computer screen when keybored and you become cross-eyed. You are about to fall asleep, only your eyes are partly open.

Then it appears that the guy staring in the screen is in a trance from the view of another guy.

A Guy: Is he okay?
Another Guy: I think so. He's probably in a screentrance.

by asianguy22 May 31, 2010

ScreenTweet

To use your computer or wireless device (i.e. iPhone, Blackberry) to capture and share videos, pictures, screen shots, images, and audio on Twitter.

"Look what I'm listening to right now" www.screentweet.com/DUaPkRY

by BreakingDawn44 June 20, 2009

ScreenThot

When somebody is an online whore, constantly sexting and sending nudes

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Jane?
Person 2: I hear she was a huge ScreenThot

by Swag99 May 29, 2015

Screwvenir

Anything stolen from a one night stand. Whether it be a used condom or a blender.

After Tim and I fucked like bunnies and past out, I screwvenired his entire collection of lawn gnomes.

by Klosedkasket September 15, 2003

screentalker

Someone who talks shit or big only behind the screen, while in person they'd use common courtesy and be polite. A person who forgets that others on the internet are real people, and says whatever they want to them without any consideration.

Mary is usually pretty polite in person, but she is a hardcore screentalker on Facebook. You wouldn't believe some of the things she says on there.

They were screentalking, saying things like "kill yourself".

Are you screentalking right now, or are you really this awful?

by cookie_cake August 2, 2018

Screwdini

When someone or tries to escape a difficult situation and utterly fails.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.

Example 1
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.

Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!

by wickelobe June 23, 2011