scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

Scranning

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.

why would anyone think of scranning their own shite

by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013

scranning batty

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear

Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020

scrawming

To rummage. To scramble.

I was scrawming all through the bushes to find your ball.
Stop scrawming all over the flower bed.
Scrawming all over the place

by cornz January 8, 2009

Scraping the glue

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.

Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.

by VapersAgainstGuns69 October 3, 2019

1-10 Scaling

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess

Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off

by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016

semen sapling

Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.

I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!

by Servemaster June 27, 2008