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Scabies Sanctuary

A piece of furniture or person that is infected with scabies.
“Dude, you gonna help me move up that couch we found out by the dumpster?”
“Nah, that looks like it’s a scabies sanctuary.”

Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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scrambies

Yo Pete, you gonna make me some scrambies?
by Samhanem June 21, 2008
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Scabies

The Scabies, an '80's 'Wuss Rock' band founded by four brothers of indeterminate sexuality hailing from London's East End
I bought an old Scabies tape from the Record Mart bargain bin.
by Count Jackovsky October 22, 2003
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Couch Scabies

A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.
dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies
by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008
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Scrabness

Scrabness - Slang for a daring person who is mostly always in pain from performing an awesome stunt. Used widely by idiots.
Dude! You just pulled a Scrabness!
by Tee Es September 16, 2008
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scrub scabies

You've heard of badge bunnies... But what are people who chase nurses, cna's, etc? You got it. Scrub scabies. Because we wear scrubs and they're hard to get rid of, like scabies.
My coworker: "People I match with on dating apps always comment on how hot it is that I'm a nurse."
Me: "What's up with all the scrub scabies?"
by Your_favorite_steph June 26, 2021
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Scabies

what you get no matter how safe you are.
by wormpicker July 24, 2003
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