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scoreboard injury 

The act of faking an injury in an athletic competition in which your team is losing by a lot so you don't have to play anymore.
Dad: I'm sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. But did you see the way Mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? It was an Academy Award-winning slow motion fall. Eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. No one touched her!
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.

Mobile Scoreboard 

Portable, sometimes fixed, radar speed devices put up either by police or private agencies in an attempt to frighten you into reducing your speed. Often these lack any sort of camera, and rely on flashing lights and short messages to slow down if you're exceeding the speed while approaching them. However if it contains no camera, or you live in an area where photo radar enforcement is illegal, it affords an interesting opportunity to see how fast you can go and rack up points in miles per hour.
Everyone slowed down but John kept his foot on the gas, he got a 78 on the Mobile Scoreboard.
Mobile Scoreboard by RiceCake August 29, 2012

Stoneboarding 

Going Snowboarding High/stoned...

can be done blatantly (smoking a blunt in front of the lodge)

stealthily: smoking a joint on the chairlift

or AwesomALY: Hotboxing the "ganjala" Gondala
dude i went stoneboarding with sarles and austin and i felt like i was flying
Stoneboarding by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

Scoreboarding 

When someone keeps track of the number of times they do something before turning it around on you and use it against you.
Bob: I know you called the last 4 times before I called you back. Why are you always scoreboarding me? Mary: I'm not calling you again till you call me!
Scoreboarding by dbenn37 February 18, 2015
to keep track of the past behaviors of a significant other, both positive and negative, in order to justify a future action on your part. also "scorecarding"
OLIVIA - "Bill kissed some other girl, so it's okay if I kiss someone else too"
OLIVIA'S FRIEND - "Olivia, don't scorecard, it will ruin your relationship"
scorecard by Pandemic August 6, 2005

SCOREBOARDED 

Similar, but different, from scoreboard...

"SCOREBOARDED" denotes the essence of the bottom line, end result. Unlikes scoreboard, where the scoreboard is almost used as an excuse, scoreboarded has a meaning of accountibility, on all parts. The origin of this word comes from a combination of traditional "SCOREBOARD" shouts, but also, a touch of sportsmanship.

To be or have been "SCOREBOARDED" ultimately implies that a good competition was had, and that the user acknowledges this. One team was the victor, and the other was not, and that's that.

See also:
scoreboardedification
positive scoreboardedification
negative scoreboardedification

Futher information:
Caps optional, situational. Not using caps suggests a more passive, unemotional and mature manner of usage. All caps suggests the user is feeling a great deal of pride and enthusiasm in the victory, or perhaps loss if one is so inclined, yet still retains a quality of restraint because of the true definition of the word.
In the 2005 Alamo Bowl, the Michigan Wolverines were scoreboarded by the Nebraska Cornhuskers. It was a hard fought game, and both teams showed the potential to win. But when it was all said and done, one team had more points than the other, and a 32-28 victory went down in the history books.

That's right son, you got SCOREBOARDED! (frequently with a fist pound or other gesture of comradery)
SCOREBOARDED by I am you December 29, 2005