schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

schooner

The standard sized beer glass (425ml) served in New South Wales, Australia.

Two schooners of New thanks mate.

by Big Jase May 5, 2005

SCHNOONER

TAKING A LUNCH BRAKE TO:

Schnoodle, or Schnoodling is what you call it when one guy with a circumcised penis has a man with a un-circumcised penis retract his foreskin over both their penises for sick pleasure.

I think those two guys went for a schnooner during their lunch brake.

by GRAND_CHAMP November 15, 2010

Schooner’s Warf

The act of getting a rim job under water while simultaneously getting a reach around.

Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!

by conje March 5, 2018

Schwooger

A racial slur for black people

Jamal was at the park eating watermelon when an old white man called him a schwooger

by Steelflex248 November 21, 2022

reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011