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Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.
That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!
by smurfette5 August 21, 2012
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schleppyweg

when you want someone to get you a beer you call them a schleppyweg.
"go get me a beer you giant schleppyweg"
by schleppyweg master May 30, 2009
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Schwepp

A long skinny penis.

The opposite of a "choad/chode".
Girl #1: So how was Jake last night?!"

Girl #2: Awful... He has a Schwepp!
by SchweppLover December 30, 2011
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Schleppy

1. run-down, dowdy, or frumpy.
2. awkward, clumsy, or dull.

It's derived from the word schlep, whose origin is Yiddish.
That was kind of a crappy hotel. Did you see how schleppy those bath-towels were?
by recyclablewaste October 29, 2010
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Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
by Webcke August 9, 2009
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Schweppa

To the best of my knowledge, the term originated in Southern portions of Louisiana. To be more specific, New Orleans and the surrounding area. The term has recently become widely used because it is very versatile and not truly considered vulgar.

A term used as an alternative to bitch. Not as offensive, but still mildly derogatory and belittling. It is not ever really used in an angry or hostile way: One would not call another a Schweppa to provoke a fight or truly disrespect them.

It is used more so to convey that one is anywhere from trifling to just being foolish. Most often used in a playful and light hearted manner whether it is called for or not.

Properly pronounced "sh-w-e-ppa" (soft "e" and soft "a".)
(Noun):
1)"Man i love that dude, but he's nothing but a damn Schweppa!" (meaning dumbass)
2)"It's getting late; Where the fuck are those Schweppas?" (refering to friends)
3)"What's up, Schweppa?" (greeting)
4)"Fuck that schweppa!" (aggravated yet not angry)
5)"Let's go out tonight and snatch up a couple of schweppas to take home."(meaning bitches)

(Adj.):
1)"Man thats some Schweppa ass shit... That's fucked up."(meaning stupid, undisireable, dick, ect.)
by Brian Guidry January 4, 2009
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Schweppe's

1. the greatest soft drink ever. The ginger ale though, the other ones are substantially less amazing.
2. amazing, godly
3. Used to yell and make other people feel awkward around you
1. Chung- I don't think Schweppe's is that good, guys
Woody- You're not that good.

2. BT- I'm feeling like a new bottle of Schweppe's right now.

3. Boss- SCHWEPPE'S?!
by thebossman91 January 23, 2008
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