Schuler is a WHOLE snack. Everyone wants to be her and she’s an amazing friend. Everyone loves Schuler. Schuler is a queen, shes good at makeup, making you laugh, feel better, feel special. Schuler is a true sister.
Get you a Schuler.
by notlanigoolsby July 21, 2018

by itsyourfavchin November 24, 2017

by fawefwaeawefawef October 9, 2021

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.
by cowpie819 October 12, 2010

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.
by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011

When Jake Schuler has sex with another dude, first in the ass and then in the mouth, and finally ejaculates his load simultaneously with the ejaculation of a dead girls mung.
by Humbert 4 February 22, 2005
