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Schumacher

To drive fast, usually through winding streets, and take corners hard. Refers to multiple Fomula 1 Championship winner Michael Shumacher.
Greg: I can't believe how fast you were going Jimmy. That was total Schumacher.
by Jimmehh September 28, 2005
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schumacher

Noun.

One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.
"Ever since Sparks got his car, he's been a complete schumacher."
by frank carter May 14, 2005
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Schumacher Special

When you have a broken item (primarily electronics) you purchase the identical item from a local retailer and 'swap' the two items. You then return the broken item using the new packing and receipt - effectively "repairing" your item.
My radar detector stopped working, so I went into Best Buy and did a schumacher special. I purchased the new radar detector (same model) from Best Buy. I took it home, opened the packaging and swap the radar detectors. I then took the broken one back to Best Buy using the packaging and receipt from the new radar detector. I now have a new radar detector free of charge.
by HuggerMugger November 18, 2011
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Michael Schumacher

The most successful driver in Formula 1, bearing literally almost every single record including most wins, most wins in a single season and most championship titles, however, does not hold the all-time pole position record, despite being only one pole away. Won the World Championship seven times, twice with Benetton (1994-1995) and five times with Ferrari (2000-2004). Without a doubt the best driver in his era but has severely lacked competition, which drivers in the '80s and early '90s had to face all the time. Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting amongst drivers such as Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost but from what he demonstrated he could keep up and sometimes pass.
Michael Schumacher finishes second in the 2004 Belgian Grand Prix to clinch his seventh, and fifth consecutive, World Championship!
by Conquerer February 7, 2006
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joel schumacher

asshat that ruined the batman movies.
Batman forever was ok, but joel schumacher, batman and robin was unacceptable.
by Adrian July 16, 2006
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Schumachered

Transitive Verb

To suffer a contrived form of misfortune deliberately inflicted by another party, easily recognisable after it has occurred through its sheer effrontery. Often used in a sporting context, although can also be applied to more domestic situations.
1. Damon was cruising around the circuit with ease on route to his first world championship, until he was schumachered out of contention by a rogue Benetton

2. Helen was enjoying a delightful cup of tea, until she noticed Adam had put a pube in it, thus schumachering her considerably.
by kemperboyd63 March 3, 2010
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Schumacher

The greatest name ever to grace the Formula One paddock. This is the surname of legend Michael Schumacher and his son Mick.

Michael debuted for Jordan in the 1991 Belgian GP, replacing Bertrand Gachot, and qualified P6, however retired from the race. He was then signed by Benetton, and took his first win at the 1992 Belgian GP. He took two titles with Benetton in 1994 & 1995, and also won the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 & 2004 titles with Ferrari. He is the Scuderia’s most successful driver, and is only beaten by Lewis Hamilton in terms of statistics. He returned to F1 in 2010 driving for Mercedes. He almost won the 2012 Monaco GP, and is the oldest podium stander, aged 43 at the 2012 European Grand Prix in Valencia, unfortunately in 2013, Michael sustained life-changing brain injuries in a skiing accident, and now has the Keep Fighting Foundation set up in his honour.

Mick is a current F1 driver in his rookie season, driving for backmarker team Haas, with his teammate Nikita Mazepin. Mick has consistently outperformed his teammate Nikita over the course of 2021, and some say that he is a future world champion, just like his father. Mick is the 2020 F2 Champion with Prema, and held the title until Oscar Piastri was crowned 2021 F2 Champion. He is a member of the Ferrari Driver Academy, and is en-route to a future seat with Ferrari, potentially in 2024 or 2025, most likely replacing Carlos Sainz to become the new teammate of Charles Leclerc.
Person 1: Do you watch F1?

Person 2: Yes, my favourite driver is Schumacher.

Person 1: Michael and his son Mick are such great drivers. His son reminds me so much of him.

Person 2: I know, I love their friendship with Sebastian Vettel.
by F1 Trivia December 11, 2021
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