Schplurk

The sounds a liquid makes when it splatters, but not too much

The spaghetti sauce schplurked as a bubble pushed though to the surface, and some splattered into the stove

by Artifexian July 22, 2016

schlurgle

While getting head the giver sucks upon the ball sack of the receiver; making a schlurgle sound.

My girlfriend Sallie schlurgled me for 3 hours last night.

by Big Jim Bob July 12, 2017

Schlurgur

Meaning someone who is boring, or uses boring vocabulary.

"Man, our science teacher is such a Schlurgur."

by BettyHills July 31, 2023

Schplurk

A bulk with a slurp. Not a Bloff with the cough. Not the Ron of A. Just an omega Schplurk.

Bro I had the biggest Schplurk yesterday.

by Schplurkmeister89 November 22, 2023