schlotzsky

"Funny Name Serious Sandwhich" people
A place to buy a good sandwhich.

Hey me and Shawn durkin just went to Schlotzsky's for a good sandwhich

by Shawn Durkin February 22, 2008

schlotz

A derogatory term for a Lithuanian

That damn schlotz kicked me with his wooden shoes

by Rockandrollpart2 September 22, 2004

Schplitz

The "extreme" aerobics exercise that made Milwaukee famous.

I don't want to enroll in any or Milwaukee's aerobics classes --- they all make you do "The Schplitz", and I value the integrity of my hips-joints more than that.

by QuacksO January 6, 2013

schlotzsky's

a great place that has an awesome original

schlotzsky's is in orange county and Austin, mainly in the southwest/middle of the Unites States

make their own bread

by zac g. June 4, 2008

Schlotzhauer

a drunken german that sometimes snuggles with dogs to stay warm while in a belligerent state

see that kid uneating his food in the trees over there? what a schlotzhauer! shouldnt have drank a Jager

by hyjgxvhvcjyk December 20, 2008

Shplotzed

A sexual position that involves ejaculation, but not actual sexual intercourse.

Guesse who shplotzed Leah Remini...Jimmy Caan, the lucky bastard...

by meah-jo mumz May 13, 2011

Scottsville Schlotzsky

When a male dips his testicles into honey mustard sauce, shoves his nuts into a woman's mouth, and, while she sucks the sauce off of his coin purse, he ejaculates up her nose. This must be performed while at a fast food establishment. There are extra bonus points if done while the restaurant is open, and customers are inside.

Listen to this dude...Last night, Jennifer let me do the Scottsville Schlotzsky on her in the dining room after closing! It was the greatest!

by cheezeness August 26, 2010