schprang

To be assraped...
Or even the idea of WANTING to be assraped...ie wot andrew is always up 4..

I want to schprang - I want to ass rape..
I want to be schpranged - I want to be ass raped..

by Amit "solid guy" May 23, 2006

Schwang wang wang

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.

Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009

Schmango

A group of girls who have excellent taste in everything.

Damn straight they are. I wish I was a schmango.

by codesandkeys March 9, 2011

Schmang

1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.

2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang

3. Being drunk on low cost drinks

1. Hey Reid, would you schmang that girl?

Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.

2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang

3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.

by Ellis P June 18, 2011

schwango

slang word for penis

"I was hoping she was going to touch my schwango if I treated her nice."

by the greggles February 25, 2010

Schmangry

Being angry as a result of having had too much to drink.

Steve: "What is up with Pete? He just punched his reflection in the mirror"
Joel: "He's schmangry, he had far too many tequila shots"

by Capt Steve May 11, 2014

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007