Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860

Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

Schort

The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.

Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then

by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010

Schorny

The feeling when you're in school and horny

Sarah: What are you doing right now?
Alex: I'm totally schorny let's netflix and chill later!

by DELB January 31, 2018

Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.

Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.

by Day crew July 7, 2008

scherenschnitte

A German art of paper cutting

Anthony practices scherenschnitte in his free time

by Mcnsfvbdfbdgbdbdg April 21, 2019

Scholera

A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.

In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.

by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011

Schreib daddy

Sort of like a sugar daddy, but for high school girls and boys. He loves making weird noises, and just overall being very strange. He hates it when Eeloii farts in his classroom.

Jannele: Wow, it is so hot in here.
Charlene: That's because Schreib daddy is here.

by Finalsarecomingup January 10, 2019