Schoolboyed it

When a guy attempts to talk to a girl whom he finds attractive but then totally blows it by stuttering or making sounds (usually loud) that more resemble animal noises than actual human speech. This often will frighten the pursued female, causing her to run for safety and will certainly become a source of ridicule for the "schoolboy" should any friends witness or find out about the event.

Drive-thru lady: Here are your milkshakes, guys.
Dan (driver): Thanks!
George (passenger): (whispering) Dan, say something nice to her to make her feel special.
Dan: BLA-EEH!
(Dan then proceeds to peel out of the drive-thru lane due to overwhelming fear, blowing any chance to ask the lady out for a date)
Drive-thru lady: Those white boys are freaks.
George: Man, you really schoolboyed it there, Dan. I can't wait to tell everyone I know exactly what happened.

by dannyp76 July 13, 2011

schoolporn

Exposing shoulders in school

You're not allowed to show your shoulders in school, that's schoolporn!

by 0976A October 28, 2015

schoolcraft

descended from Hercules himself the name schoolcraft is considered a super human name, schoolcraft can be interpretated has, studly, ambitious, mesomorphic. naturaly good at everything, schoolcraft's exceed at everything they do.

wow, how is bob so good?

well his last name is schoolcraft.

by timabloo May 24, 2008

Schoolcare

Largest entitlement program in the United States, its primary purpose is the storage of children whose parents are unwilling to raise and educate them. Often called by the misnomer "public education". Many people mistakenly believe that the monitors, aka "teachers", actually educate the children while they are there, despite class sizes that clearly demonstrate that the monitor's influence is a relatively small percentage.

Parental at the beginning of summer break: "School is out. Oh no! What am I going to do with them all summer? They misbehave SO much when they're bored, it's just impossible. I'd rather be at work."

Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"

Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."

by jadedbluerose June 24, 2013

schoolbreak

Like a jailbreak, but based on school - someone breaks you out of school or you break out of school with someone.

If you wanna we can schoolbreak

by Supermarcel10 December 21, 2018

Schoolmare

schoolmare (n) a frightening or unpleasant dream about an upcoming teaching lesson (usually the lesson you will teach tomorrow).

Last night, Eddie had a schoolmare about his upcoming lesson about poetic devices.

by Mr. Lopez January 27, 2009

Schoolcraft

Verb; to throw a lap-top computer at a boss upon being fired.

When he was fired by Terry fired, Nick Schoolcrafted the mac book at his head. Andy was laughing.

by Way Tight November 16, 2011