Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

by bigmac65 August 8, 2006

Schmoverty

The delusional thought process that develops when one thinks one is poor because one cannot buy an ipod, Starbucks, or a new Hollister Jeans.

Johnson County, Kansas High School students are a common case of emschmovershed people. Schmoverty is frequent in all Olathe Schools and city corners (same location of the Starbucks's).

by Rebekah Rose March 17, 2009

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009

schmoker

Either a term of endearment or a trash talking term. Used when attempting to rile up friends or talk smack to street walkers.

Look at that schmoker in the white Miata convertible.

by DMC40 June 23, 2008

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

Schmogerty

Stylish, and charming. Coined by Todd in the Shadows (T.I.T.S) in 2011. The word wasn't very popular, and was made up as something to rhyme with John Fogarty

John Fogarty has schmogerty

by WhenWhen_TheIdiot October 1, 2021