Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.
by Schmarzen March 17, 2004
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by ejg62 August 14, 2011
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A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.
by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020
Get the schmooty mug.Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.
First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.
by jcole September 27, 2009
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Get the schmoosh mug.hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.
Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.
Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it
Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it
by minipie September 15, 2010
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