schmoot

Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.

Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

schmoosarse

A mythical beast that enjoys tea and reading. The schmoosarse is a very smart being that can bake well. Approach the schmoosarse with caution , it does not like hugs but with multiple people it can be overpowered quickly.

Man, schmoosarse bakes some pretty tasty cakes

by ejg62 August 14, 2011

schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

by jcole September 27, 2009

schmootzie

your gilrfriend / boyfriend in an ironic and fun manner, like honey

schatzi - also schmootzie boo (from the film moster inc)

by klassey February 6, 2009

schmoosh

to smash, crush or compress

a car accident you schmooshed your car

by al spector May 28, 2007

schmootzky

hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.

Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.

Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it

by minipie September 15, 2010