Schmo

Lazy stoner slang for "Smoke"

"Yo bro, wanna schmo?"
"Yeah, I could go schmo bro."

by SCHM0 M0 October 10, 2019

Schmo

A schmoo, dinkle or dingleberry.

Trent Maestas is a Schmoo

by CurryMew May 4, 2015

schmo

a nongenger term for a bro; where bro is schmo and schmo can be a girl bro or guy bro.

schmos really out here

by tbdrosa October 11, 2017

Schmo

The bubbly personality that works at spring hill

Schmo works at Spring Hill

by Lenny789 November 27, 2017

Schmo-motion

Exclamitive of derision.
1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear.

2)Uncoordinated and awkward motion, also an incredible exhibition of one's inability to get their "groove on" especially the dance floor.

3)Lame "mack" moves. An inabilty to impress members of the opposite sex with corny, cliche or otherwise bad pickup lines!

Tripping over your own shoelaces, one is derided by his peers with the phrase: Schmo-motion clumsy!

That dude on the dance floor got Schmo-motion, or else he's havin' a siezure!

Failing to get a hookup, your homies say to you: "Schmo-motion dog"! "She wouldn't give you a second thought".

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

Schmö-schmö

A slang term from the deep Arabianranta hoods for smoking big doinks, preferably in a wooded area.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go schmö-schmö?
Person 2: Oh hell naw nigga! Look at the weather!

by Shakyamuni May 26, 2021