schnizen

A very hilarious replacement for shit.

I schnizened my pants.

You little schnizen, don't watch that kiddie show!

That song is the schnizen.

by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010

schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

Schmisek Slap Grab

To slap and then grab in the same motion.

"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

schized out

Derived from the word schizo, is mostly related to either paranoia, or having done too many drugs that cannot be handled.

Can also be used when someone is acting irrationally.

1.When I drank some liquor out of my parents cabinet, I got schized out, that they would find some missing.

2. I smoked so much of that heady shit that I got schized out and thought everyone was looking at me... at all the times.

3. One day Jo was all lovey dovey with me, then the next day he schized out and said I was a crazy bitch... yeah I'M the one who's crazy.

by Ima Fox April 28, 2012

Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Schmire

(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.

(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.

(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.

by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020

Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

by Jlighter August 28, 2013