by G-Fo June 29, 2006
Get the mike schmidt mug.A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy
Person 2: Hey, whats your name?
Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, whats your name?
Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Da type a nigga that's chill with anyone. Da type a nigga to smoke a backwoods, crack open a cold ones with the bois, play a few matches of fortnite and still be able to fuck your bitch.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.
Chino: Ayy imma bout to smoke a backwoods w/ Schmidt Loks then let him fuck my bitch.
Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.
Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.
by 🅱ino Lasagna June 16, 2018
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Get the Bad Schmidty mug.A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.
The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.
Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.
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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!
Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.
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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!
Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
by Ballantine September 5, 2007
Get the schmidty would have had it mug.Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls
Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
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