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schmashing

the act of partying with reckless abandon, a plethora of positive energy and a keen understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex
My weekend will be filled with lusty libations and an appreciable amount of schmashing.
by Lord Berling July 27, 2007
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schmeghead

schmeghead

The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."
"He is such a schmeghead, not only did he have a little tiny stinky dick, he used it against all the women that he met, much to their dismay."

"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper
by Bellaferoche August 30, 2014
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SchmcShit

taking a shit while eating, specifically a cinnamon bun, and proceeding to place the food on top of the toilet paper dispenser while wiping.
SchmcNeil just fucking took another SchmcShit, god damnit SchmcNeil.
by SchmcObserver February 12, 2008
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schmechel

Stacey:Hey Jared sent me a photo of his penis IT WAS SO SMALL it was a Schmechel

Harrison/me:I’m a guy why do you tell me this stuff
by Harrison Godd December 7, 2017
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ShmeShme

A clever word used in substitution for boner from the penal area. Either used to be more child friendly around people or to confuse people who do not know what it means. The amount of "shme"s added refers to the size of the boner. Therfore,a small boner is a "shme" and the particularily large one is a "shmeshmeshme"
Woman 1 "Did you see the size of that guy's shmeshme?
Woman 2 "Yes! It was huge! Almost a shmeshmeshme!"

Girl 1: "How was the shmeshme?"
Small Child: "Wait what is a shmeshme?"
Girl 2: "It was pretty good, don't worry little kid it is a fruit"
by ShmeShme March 4, 2009
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schmehhh

The word that sums up most everything, mostly used in a negative connotation and often used by the weirdest of people. Could be used as a noun, adjective, or basically anyway.
Person A: Did you see Paige at that party?

Person B: Yeah, she was looking pretty schmehhh.
Person A: That Paige, she's a schmehhh of a girl.
by Iam Awsum May 14, 2013
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schmush

An exceptionally squishy substance
There was a peculiar substance on the seat. I sat on it, and it went schmush.
by baternator May 22, 2018
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