schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

Schmell

To smell any part of someone else's anatomy.

"Schmell my finger."

by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

Schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

Schmelly eggs

Scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup

Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*

by My name is Crips... September 27, 2005

Schelle

German; originally meaning: A stick with many little bells on it.

Nowadays a word for a slap in your face.

- Stop that crap or you'll catch a Schelle!

by Roman January 27, 2005

schmelly

instead of using the word smell

"My God Thats Schmelly"

by Law (the one and only) March 1, 2006

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017