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Kappa Schmagma

A nick name given to a particular group of fraternity brothers who resemble large quantities of schmagma based on their behavior and general male debauchery.
Wow, the Kappa Schmagmas are really just dicks sometimes. They best fix their face before I throw hands.

Schlägmän 

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022

MAGA-SCHMAGA 

a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk
Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.
MAGA-SCHMAGA by kelamist January 21, 2019

schmegma lips 

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick
Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!
schmegma lips by todd murphy May 13, 2005

Schlägmän 

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.
You look very Schlägmän today.
Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush 

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.