Schlorp

The noise that dog food makes when you coax it out of the can by shaking. Also applies to some creamed soups and cranberry sauce, although not good to use in polite company while eating.

The schlorp from the can of cranberry sauce was extremely unpleasant.

by Butts III December 3, 2020

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Schlorp

A conjunction of the words slut, chad, whore, and simp all put into one. It is the ultimate insult and at the exact same time, the most significant compliment in the world.

Toby (is hanging out and simping for a ton of girls)

Jaden: wow, there goes that massive schlorp

Gabe: yeah, man I don't get it. Why he got all them girls

Peyton: he just magnifies the intenche schlorpness to attract them all.

by G24601pwc August 27, 2020

Schlorp

Ranboo's word for the food that is between food and drink eg. Icecream, Jelly (Gell-o), etc.

I schlorped the soup that you gave me

by morebitchesbythesecond February 24, 2021

Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

by Crazydax April 19, 2011

schlorp a dork

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)

1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."

by Ywertq November 16, 2010

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023