Schlond Poofa

The tail pipe of a car.

I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.

by Hneum June 22, 2016

Schlorp

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018

schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

schlort

a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

by Shackoon July 8, 2005

schlorb

* to imagine oneself as a snail or a little creature

* dude I’m schlorbing around

* stop being a little schlorb

by gillivert September 7, 2022

schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

by oweikdio September 8, 2008

Schlorp

a fine noise

schlorp

by meowsies123 September 29, 2018