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Schlond Poofa

The tail pipe of a car.
I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.
by Hneum June 22, 2016
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Schlorp

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.
Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan
by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018
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schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.
HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
by bt February 27, 2003
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schlort

a small and rather mal-nurished penis
"luke u have a schlort"
by Shackoon July 8, 2005
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schlorb

* to imagine oneself as a snail or a little creature
* dude I’m schlorbing around

* stop being a little schlorb
by gillivert September 7, 2022
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schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
by oweikdio September 8, 2008
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Schlorp

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by meowsies123 September 29, 2018
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