meat schlop 

heavy, wet beef curtains... often with stank.

Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.

meat schlop by Antenna February 14, 2008

Schlop Cake 

When someone has their underwear on the table and proceeds to put their Diarrhea on top of the underwear and serve it at a family gathering.

“Steve!” “Why did you bring a Schlop Cake to Thanksgiving dinner!”

Schlop Cake by Schloperton December 19, 2022

meat schlop 

A meaty and greasy vagina.

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.

meat schlop by fav January 27, 2007

Schlop top 

The act of Giving good brain and having the penis stick out of the cheek during the act

I gave Rick that good schlop top.

Schlop top by Og purp skurrrp December 12, 2016

schlop 

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy

That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.

schlop by Guess Who Dork :) November 10, 2017

Schlop 

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"

Schlop by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Schlop 

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.

"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"

Schlop by schlopmeister July 4, 2008