Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

schlongting

the name of ones member when it is of a large proportion. Often the propiortor of the extremely large penis is called shane.

Hey did you see that shane dude with his wanger out at the party last night.
Yer, he's got a schlongting!

by mralnighty January 14, 2011

Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022

Schlongdinger

A term for an abnormally huge penis.

Dante has a huge Schlongdinger.

by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023

schlongingdingle

german term for deez nutz

big schlongingdingle

by joanbiden August 2, 2024

schlongodingdong

A massive fat part of the mans genatalia typically to the african black race Usaually over 9 inches long and 2 inches wide
and overall if you find a man with a massive schlongadingdong dont let him go.

Finley has a massive schlongodingdong
Eoghan has a massive schlongodingdong
Louis has a massive schlongodingdong

by Fat poo March 11, 2024