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Schueler Bob

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".
"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"
by EJL April 21, 2004
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Schulered

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).
After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007
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crew scheduler

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil
That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!
by rmah9k November 8, 2010
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Scheduler

Chubby middle age goober, easily irritated usually from Philly, also referred to as scheduling dickhead, prick, homo, ect. Sexually frustrated and some times happy go lucky guy.
That scheduling dickhead have me working late on my Friday.
by COLD BLUE STEEL November 20, 2004
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Schellering

adj. to be in a panicky meltdown; to be nervous and stressed while breaking down
He was schellering when he was looking for his homework for English class.
by Undefined101 April 2, 2009
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Schuler

To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.
I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!
by sarasadie September 23, 2005
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mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.
Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!
by cowpie819 October 12, 2010
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