Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

schalacking

Masterbating hardcore.

I gave it a quick shalacking.

by Dilan Martin April 30, 2004

shellacking

A severe beating. Oftentimes well deserve. In American politics it happens when the party in power ignores the will of the people or pretends to know how to spend your money better than you do.

My administration really took a shellacking yesterday. Maybe Nancy Pelosi and I didn't communicate our policies clearly enough, or maybe we didn't do enough

by leo cuban November 6, 2010

shellacking

Adding the band Shellac to a play-list of someone who would never listen to this noise band from Chicago;especially in Pandora or other online stations using the add variety button to change their musical mix.

I totally Shellacked her Drake mix; she had no idea what that noise was.

I was shellacking everybody's Pandora playlists at work and they were all freaking out over the noise.

by Chicago Bob September 25, 2010

Shellacking

What happens to a President of the United States of America when his agenda goes against what the American people believe he should be doing.

Barack Obama "And -- and that's something that -- now, I'm not recommending for every future president that they take a shellacking like I did last night."

by Tom68 November 7, 2010

shalacking the galocknoid

Verb: To play wit your Tallwacker, petting the snake, Wackin it, jerking Off.

Stweie was caught Shalacking the Galocknoid when his Mom walked into his bedroom.

by dcerny September 17, 2006

Shellacking

1. A Heavy Defeat of one political party over another due by unfavorable actions of said party.

"I'm not recommending for every future president to take a shellacking like I did last night. I'm sure there are easier ways to learn those lessons" ~BHO

by G-Pizzle November 5, 2010