scatstache

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"

Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.

by Short_Round August 30, 2009

Scitso

Pronounced : Skit-zo
Noun/Verb

Generally used to describe an angry person, also used to describe ones outburst of rage.

Comes from the word Schizophrenia.

Person 1: "Did you see Merv? he went completely scitso!"

Person 2: "Really?"

Person 1: "Yeah he punched a hole in the wall and smashed someones head through the window"

Person 2: "What a Scitso"

by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

by canoncocker May 10, 2006

bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004

scatology

scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.

hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.

by baugh July 3, 2004

Scatophagite

- Noun {skat-uh-fay-jahyt}

One who eats excrement; a shit-eater.

Can be used to describe one who does this in either the metaphorical or literal sense.

{ "Scato-" (Gk. "skat-" Excrement, dung) + "-phagite" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }

1.
Bloke 1: "... Did Dazza just do what I thought he did?!"
Bloke 2: "Probably, he's a scatophagite didn't you know."

2.
Bloke 1: "Oi this meal tastes like crap"
Bloke 2: "Yeah nah it's not grouse but I'm bloody starving, eating it anyway!"
Bloke 1: "Mate you're such a fucking scatophagite"

by Charlemagne1993 April 14, 2014

C'scation

1)An adjective primarily used to universally describe something or someone depending on the context being used.

2)A luxurious vacation

Tath daije was a c'scation (slang for that girl was hot) (positive referral)

Parent - Teacher conference is going to a c'scation (negative implication)
Tyler's report is looking like a c'scation

First use: 2019
Documented by emperorz

by Mr Martel 🚬 August 6, 2019